Tortoise stove

[geo]

Bifda wants a Tortoise stove, if anybody has one don't let him have it.

[The Pirate]

Can you cook tortoises on one?

[Paul30013]

Only very slowly.

[Radhew]

Originally Posted by Paul30013

Only very slowly.

That would be turtle disaster.

[James_C]

And definitely don’t let bifda borrow your trailer to pick it up. It will come back with no ramps and a hole in the brand new bed.

[Radhew]

Originally Posted by James_C

And definitely don’t let bifda borrow your trailer to pick it up. It will come back with no ramps and a hole in the brand new bed.

You should have asked him to shell out.

[geo]

He's a bit slow every pound's a prisoner.

[James_C]

We asked him to shell out but we’re at loggerheads

[Proff]

There's a hole in my trailer dear Lizer dear Lizer there's a hole.
Well mend it dear Johnny dear Johnny, well mend it at once.
With what shall I mend it dear Lizer dear Lizer with what?
A tortoise dear Johnny, a tortoise wil do.

I'll get my coat .....

[Radhew]

Originally Posted by Proff

There's a hole in my trailer dear Lizer dear Lizer there's a hole.
Well mend it dear Johnny dear Johnny, well mend it at once.
With what shall I mend it dear Lizer dear Lizer with what?
A tortoise dear Johnny, a tortoise wil do.

I'll get my coat .....

I think that poem has tortoise us a lot about you, Proffy!