monster bench vice
 

Wanted, the biggest bench vice available, any condition I need it just to piss off Mr J Buchan.

It must be huge.

Johnny

I have two huge vices, shagging and Fowler ploughing engines. Are they any good?

The second of your vices is all wrong in lots of ways, that is:- Fowler,( dreadful things) ploughing engines built altogether wrong.

shagging what is that ? I have a faint recollection of the activity.

Johnny

I have a bloody big vice - as much as you can do to pick it up.
Will have a look at it and report back.

Thanks Trystan,

Johnny

why didn't you ask got one under the bench. you will need to collect

It needs to huge Tony,

Johnny

... i feel we could be edging close to sea scopium and the world of self-commencers with such equipment.

No, He's got a bigger adjustable spanner which he keeps on about so I thought I would get a bigger bench vice, foolish I know.

John, you need to build a 24" scale engine - now that would really piss him off ;)